Matching Results: Animal T-Shirts
60 Percent of the Time T-Shirt – $19.95
60 Percent of the Time T-Shirt. It’s a statistically proven fact.
Abstinence T-Shirt – $16.00
Abstinence T-Shirt. Who knew bunnies had to work for it?
Aluminum Falcon T-Shirt – $19.95
Aluminum Falcon T-Shirt. It’s a fast enough ship for you, old man
Anything Unrelated Elephants T-Shirt – $19.95
Anything Unrelated Elephants T-Shirt. If anyone questions your spelling of irrelephant make sure to hit them with a tennis racket.
ASCII Zebra T-Shirt – $20.00
ASCII Zebra T-Shirt. Get ready for the next wave of computer generated imagery! We at Headline Shirts just invented it. We’re calling it… “Drawing Stuff With Numbers, Letters and Punctuation Marks.” OK, the name needs a little work, but the idea is amazing. Just look at the Zebra we made! That’s made up entirely of […]
Awesome Possum T-Shirt – $19.95
Awesome Possum T-Shirt. I wished my name rhymed with awesome.
Baboons Typing T-Shirt – $20.00
Baboons Typing T-Shirt. Dan Brown’s highly anticipated new novel hit a snag on Tuesday when the “Da Vinci Code” author realized that the 50 monkeys he purchased to write the novel were, in fact, vicious baboons. According to one of Brown’s human assistants, the author realized the error within seconds of opening the first crate. […]
Bat And Robin T-Shirt – $19.95
Bat And Robin T-Shirt. You don’t have any idea how hard it is to find a belt that comes in bat size.
Bat Man and Robin T-Shirt – $20.00
Bat Man and Robin T-Shirt. What’s next? Some kind of “cat woman?”
Bayside Tigers T-Shirt – $14.99
Bayside Tigers T-Shirt. Inspired by Saved by the Bell, this retro styled Bayside Tigers tee is sure to be one of your favorites. Made of 100% cotton you will look and feel great in this tee. GO BAYSIDE!
Bear Shark T-Shirt – $20.00
Bear Shark T-Shirt. DANGER: SCARIEST THING EVER AHEAD
Bon Temps Football T-Shirt – $14.99
Bon Temps Football T-Shirt. Get ready for true football! This tee Bon Temps Football t-shirt is inspired by the Bon Temps football shirt worn by Jason Stackhouse. Show your True spirit. Get your Bon Temps T-Shirt today.
Bon Temps T-Shirt – $20.00
Bon Temps T-Shirt. True football. Show your True spirit. Get your Bon Temps T-Shirt today. This tee Bon Temps Football t-shirt is inspired by the Bon Temps football shirt worn by Jason Stackhouse.
California Flag T-Shirt – $20.00
California Flag T-Shirt. More than 150 years after it was first created, California’s storied “Bear Flag” is undergoing some changes. “The bear had a great run, but we wanted something that symbolized the outdoor lifestyle that our state is known for,” said California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. “So we put the bear on a bicycle.” Schwarzenegger […]
Cat Person T-Shirt – $20.00
Cat Person T-Shirt. And you thought people who just owned cats were creepy.
Catnip T-Shirt – $19.95
Catnip T-Shirt. But don’t talk to your cat around other people. Talking to cats is usually considered crazy.
Catwork Orange T-Shirt – $20.00
Catwork Orange T-Shirt. Sniffles is the leader of a gang of rambunctious cats in futuristic Britain whose hobbies include classical music, nihilistic violence and peeing in the laundry basket. After his underlings betray him and leave him for the SPCA, Sniffles agrees to take part in an experiment to shorten his sentence. The “aversion therapy” […]
Ceiling Cat vs. Longcat T-Shirt – $16.00
Ceiling Cat vs. Longcat T-Shirt. You knew something bad had to go down between these two.
Cheesing T-Shirt – $14.99
Cheesing T-Shirt. It the newest drug craze, CHEESING! Don’t let your kids get hooked on Cheese! Talk to your kids about CHEESING. Get this Cheesing t-shirt today! Made of 100% cotton this awesome shirt will be one of your favorites. Hey guys I’m Cheesing my F-ing brains out!
Chinchillin T-Shirt – $19.95
Chinchillin T-Shirt. Chinchillin like a villain.
Cold War Vet T-Shirt – $20.00
Cold War Vet T-Shirt. The Department of Veterans Affairs announced today plans for a “long overdue” memorial to veterans of the Cold War. “Sure, we have memorials to the Vietnam War and the Korean War – which were tangentially related to the Cold War – but what about the brave Americans — and monkeys — […]
Comma Chameleon T-Shirt – $19.95
Comma Chameleon T-Shirt. You Come and Go.
Copy Cat T-Shirt – $19.95
Copy Cat T-Shirt. That fish on the floor was actually made by someone else.
Cracka’ Please T-Shirt – $20.00
Cracka’ Please T-Shirt. Polly want a t-shirt?Inspired by our friend Mike Birbiglia.
Cro-Magnum T-Shirt – $20.00
Cro-Magnum T-Shirt. They don’t make cops like Hairy Cromagnum anymore. And that’s not just because the last of his species died 10,000 years ago. See, Hairy is another kind endangered species: a tough-as-nails detective who makes his own rules. And now he faces an enemy more treacherous than a crazed mammoth: pencil pushing bureaucrats who […]
Cthulhu T-Shirt – $14.99
Cthulhu T-Shirt. We present our Cthulhu T-shirt. Made from 100% cotton and 100% awesome. From the dark realms and the dark mind of artist Stephen Bunnell As a Lovecraft and Cthulhu fan I love this shirt and I hope you enjoy it as well.
Dancing Elk T-Shirt – $15.99
Dancing Elk T-Shirt. Made of super soft pre-shrunk 100% ring spun cotton, this tee is an American Apparel 5 ounce tee and features baby jersey knit comfort and side seamed for a custom contoured fit.
Do It For The Halibut T-Shirt – $16.00
Do It For The Halibut T-Shirt. No way, I did it on porpoise.
Dog Person T-Shirt – $20.00
Dog Person T-Shirt. Is it less or more weird when he licks himself?
Don’t Stop Believing T-Shirt – $19.95
Don’t Stop Believing T-Shirt. Triceratops are my favorite pointy headed dinosaur.
Double Unicorn T-Shirt – $20.00
Double Unicorn T-Shirt. Thought unicorns couldn’t get more magical?! Of course you didn’t. Nobody thinks that.
Duke Platypus T-Shirt – $19.95
Duke Platypus T-Shirt. Duke Platypus is a master detective.
Easy Rider Eagle T-Shirt – $20.00
Easy Rider Eagle T-Shirt. Responding to rightwing attacks that he’s “unpatriotic,” President Obama today unveiled his new presidential seal. The seal maintains the traditional eagle grasping an olive branch and arrows but adds a dramatic new twist: The eagle wears a “Captain America” motorcycle helmet just like the one Peter Fonda wore in Easy Rider. “You […]
Elephant Wrestler T-Shirt – $20.00
Elephant Wrestler T-Shirt. Relax, PETA. No elephants were harmed in the making of this t-shirt. How can we be sure? Because all of the elephants we hire are here on their own volition. No, seriously, they contactedus. Most of them were like, “Yo, I’m tired of savanna life. My cousin said you might have a hookup for […]
Ewok PSA T-Shirt – $20.00
Ewok PSA T-Shirt. And no empty beer cans on the ground. We’re looking at you, Jek Porkins!
Fat Penguin Is Trying to Break the Ice T-Shirt. Do you think it worked?
Fist Pump Champion T-Shirt – $19.95
Fist Pump Champion T-Shirt. Do horses actually have fists? Whatever.
Forefather T-Shirt – $20.00
Forefather T-Shirt. What would our forefathers say if they were alive today? I’ll tell you what they’d say. They’d say, “Shame on you, homo sapien!” I mean, seriously folks, is this what 65 million years of evolution gets us? DidSuminia getmanovi give us opposable thumbs so that we could waste them on marathon sessions of “Angry Birds?” […]
Free Hugs T-Shirt – $20.00
Free Hugs T-Shirt. It’s got eight arms, and they all want to bring it in for some love.
Friends Don’t Let Friends Tweet and Drive T-Shirt. It’s totally safe to tweet and text message while driving. I mean, all I gotta do is type a few letters at a time and then look up every once in a OH MY GOD LOOK OUUUT!!!!1!!
Goatse Farms T-Shirt – $20.00
Goatse Farms T-Shirt. Spreading out so far and wide.
Haight Dog T-Shirt – $24.00
Haight Dog T-Shirt. Who says the Summer of Love ended in 1967? Maybe for all you squares it did. But not here in the Haight. You can gentrify to your heart’s content. The Haight will still be the bongo-smacking, wise-cracking, patchouli-smelling, psychoactive melting pot of freaks that it’s always been. (Not to mention home to the crappiest […]
Hand Turkey T-Shirt – $19.95
Hand Turkey T-Shirt. That is one delicious looking bird.
Hang In There T-Shirt – $24.00
Hang In There T-Shirt. Chin up, little guy! Hang in there! Everything’s gonna be OK! Because you’ve got determination. You’re a sloth, dammit! Forget what they say — you’re the most determined animal on Earth. You’re like nature’s version of the freaky kid in school that all the bullies pick on. You’re slow as molasses […]
Hard Corg T-Shirt – $20.00
Hard Corg T-Shirt. This guy makes Spud McKenzie look like a dweeb.
Hedgehogs Can’t Share T-Shirt – $19.95
Hedgehogs Can’t Share T-Shirt Fun fact: you can tell how fast a hedgehog can run by looking at the color of their back.
Hip Hop Anonymous T-Shirt – $19.95
Hip Hop Anonymous T-Shirt. They go together like lamb and tuna fish.
Hipster Owl T-Shirt – $19.95
Hipster Owl T-Shirt. Hipster Owl is has perfect vision, those glasses are fake.
Hold Your Horses T-Shirt – $19.95
Hold Your Horses T-Shirt. Horses nail their shoes on. That’s hardcore.
Honey Badger T-Shirt – $20.00
Honey Badger T-Shirt. Pretty much, like, the most badass animal you can wear on– ew! It just ate a snake!