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That’s a Terrible Idea T-Shirt – $24.00
That’s a Terrible Idea T-Shirt. Wow. That’s a terrible idea you just had. I’m not even going to humor you — that was epically bad. I’m actually kind of impressed. I couldn’t think of a worse idea if you gave me the week off. Seriously, though, that was like the Citizen Kane of bad ideas. It would … [View Details]
Frank N Steins T-Shirt – $14.99
Frank N Steins T-Shirt. Dr’s Frank N Steins Embalming Elixir T-Shirt. This amazing embalming elixir Livens Skin, Prevents Decay and Breaks Rigamortus. Made of 100% cotton and other secret ingredients.
Powerloader T-Shirt – $14.99
Powerloader T-Shirt. P 5000 Powerloader T-Shirt. Proven Off-World, Ready for your world. Engineered to perform in Zero-G, HI-G and extreme environments. Made of 100% cotton and 100% awesome.
The Following Statement Is True T-Shirt – $19.95
The Following Statement Is True T-Shirt. Snorgtees is not responsible for any mind explosions.
A Link To The Force T-Shirt – $19.95
A Link To The Force T-Shirt. Lightsaber boomerangs would be very dangerous.
Be Excellent To Each Other T-Shirt – $9.99
Be Excellent To Each Other T-Shirt. AND PARTY ON DUDES!!! This unofficial Tee Is inspired by the movie “Bill & Teds Excellent Adventure”.
Back In My Day We Had Nine Planets T-Shirt – $19.95
Back In My Day We Had Nine Planets T-Shirt. And that’s the way we liked it!
Damn It Feels Good To Be A Lannister T-Shirt – $19.95
Damn It Feels Good To Be A Lannister T-Shirt. A Lannister always wears awesome shirts.
Gen-Sys T-Shirt – $9.99
Gen-Sys T-Shirt. Gen-Sys is a large pharmaceutical corporation that conducts genetic research to restoring damaged brain tissue. This unofficial Tee Is inspired by the movie “Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes”
Springfield Isotopes T-Shirt – $20.00
Springfield Isotopes T-Shirt. Show your love for the greatest AA Baseball team since the New Britain Rock Cats. huh?
Mole People T-Shirt – $20.00
Mole People T-Shirt. Prove us wrong, geologists. Prove us wrong.
Words Are For Nerds T-Shirt – $20.00
Words Are For Nerds T-Shirt. “Oh. My. God. Did you just read this shirt? Loser! And you’re reading this RIGHT NOW. You DWEEB! You’re still reading…!”
Borophyll T-Shirt – $20.00
Borophyll T-Shirt. More like Chlorophyll
Medicine is the Best Medicine T-Shirt – $20.00
Medicine is the Best Medicine T-Shirt. The second best medicine is pills.
The Onion: Get Il T-Shirt – $20.00
The Onion: Get Il T-Shirt. The underground nuclear facilities aren’t the only thing that’s the bomb in North Korea! Seriously though, they’ll kill us all.
someecards: Four Figures T-Shirt – $20.00
someecards: Four Figures T-Shirt. This may not seem a lot, but let’s just say one of them is “9.”
Urkelometer T-Shirt – $20.00
Urkelometer T-Shirt. Compatible with all Urkelbots.
Shert T-Shirt – $20.00
Shert T-Shirt. Step 1: have a torso.
someecards: Booze T-Shirt – $20.00
someecards: Booze T-Shirt. It’s a Catch-22 for people who are too drunk to read Catch-22.
I Dyslexia Heart T-Shirt – $20.00
I Dyslexia Heart T-Shirt. For an added joke, wear this t-shirt backwards.
ISIS T-Shirt – $20.00
ISIS T-Shirt. Do not wear this if you’re undercover.
Beard Ruler T-Shirt – $20.00
Beard Ruler T-Shirt. “The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but how far his beard hangs over his chest.” -Martin Luther King Jr.
Robert E. Lee: Most Likely to Secede T-Shirt – $20.00
Robert E. Lee: Most Likely to Secede T-Shirt. Another piece of trivia for you history buffs: Robert also won other yearbook superlatives including most spirited, most facial hair, and shortest middle name.
Yo Mama T-Shirt – $20.00
Yo Mama T-Shirt. He was the father of modern insults, too.
I’m so Excited T-Shirt – $20.00
I’m so Excited T-Shirt. Oh, Jessie Spano, who knew a woman with such intelligence would sink into a life of drugs. Why couldn\’t it have been Lisa? She had nothing going for her anyway…
Volunteering: It Doesn’t Pay T-Shirt – $20.00
Volunteering: It Doesn’t Pay T-Shirt. Not only is this shirt funny, but it’s also factually correct. Volunteering, by definition, does not pay.
Sex: Do It For The Kids T-Shirt – $20.00
Sex: Do It For The Kids T-Shirt. Listen up, America. There needs to be a lot more doin’ it. A lot more love making. A lot more of the old no-pants-dance. Sure it’s really easy to get pregnant, but it’s also really easy to not get pregnant. So wear those condoms, swallow those birth control … [View Details]
Missouri Loves Company T-Shirt – $20.00
Missouri Loves Company T-Shirt. Damn this shirt looks fuckin’ good. Doesn’t it? Sometimes we take for granted how well our states really are united. Sure, Ohio State and Michigan are football rivals and the New York Yankess are hated by, well, the other 49 states in the Union. But, overall, we get along pretty well … [View Details]
Dr. The Who T-Shirt – $20.00
Dr. The Who T-Shirt. He doesn’t play by “society’s rules,” man — like the rules of “space and time.”
Prose Before Hos T-Shirt – $20.00
Prose Before Hos T-Shirt. And here’s another thing. Ya know that cute girl in your english class that you’ve been trying to impress? This shirt should do the trick. It shows you’re smart and clever while making sure she knows you’ve got a sense of humor too. Place your order on a Monday, get the … [View Details]
Push It (Push It Real Good) T-Shirt – $20.00
Push It (Push It Real Good) T-Shirt. Spend your allowance money on this to remind yourself of your roots.
There & Their & They’re & Thurr T-Shirt – $20.00
There & Their & They’re & Thurr T-Shirt. Chingy’s contribution to English grammar gets the credit it desurrrvs.
Mars Investigation T-Shirt – $20.00
Mars Investigation T-Shirt. What their investigators lack in experience they make up for in snappy dialogue and cute haircuts.
No Star: Booyah T-Shirt – $20.00
No Star: Booyah T-Shirt. It would be more exciting if ‘booyah’ was in the dictionary and you could actually use it.
Tiananmen Square T-Shirt – $20.00
Tiananmen Square T-Shirt. Question authority, do not blindly follow!
someecards: Overwhelming T-Shirt – $20.00
someecards: Overwhelming T-Shirt. someecards: Overwhelming. Overwork. Obviously, you’re going to die. Another great funny t-shirt from Busted Tees.
Knowledge T-Shirt – $20.00
Knowledge T-Shirt. It’s not what you know, it’s how many incriminating pictures you have of who you know.
God’s Volcano Project T-Shirt – $20.00
God’s Volcano Project T-Shirt. He’d enter it in the science fair, if science weren’t an abomination.
What the Frak T-Shirt – $20.00
What the Frak T-Shirt. Shirt doubles as a Cylon detector. huh?
Adamantium T-Shirt – $20.00
Adamantium T-Shirt. This only passes for an element in Professor X’s chemistry class. huh?
Reading is Jawsome T-Shirt – $20.00
Reading is Jawsome T-Shirt. Illiteracy bites.
Stop Following Me Freak T-Shirt – $20.00
Stop Following Me Freak T-Shirt. It took us 200,000 years to develop attitude problems.
Schematics of the Death Star T-Shirt – $20.00
Schematics of the Death Star T-Shirt. The Empire strikes back, but they sure don’t design space-stations well.
Gobias Industries T-Shirt – $20.00
Gobias Industries T-Shirt. From the entrepreneurs behind the Bluth’s Frozen Bananas and the Cornballer.
HUMA T-Shirt – $20.00
HUMA T-Shirt. All right, from the top of this hay stack, over the stable, off the barn roof, — Nothing but net.
Dino DNA T-Shirt – $20.00
Dino DNA T-Shirt. Well, you’re playing God and unleashing dinosaurs on me, but gosh darn it if that little guy’s not adorable. All is forgiven.
It’s All Good T-Shirt – $20.00
It’s All Good T-Shirt. Perfect gift for your non-kosher, non-vegetarian friends.
Nerd T-Shirt – $20.00
Nerd T-Shirt. Psh, what are you, like, a rocket scientist? Oh, you are? Sorry.
Blow Me T-Shirt – $20.00
Blow Me T-Shirt. Because “blow me and then put another cartridge on top of me once I’m in the NES” wouldn’t fit. huh?
Enchantment Under the Sea T-Shirt – $20.00
Enchantment Under the Sea T-Shirt. Music! Dancing! Time-space paradoxes! huh?
