Funny T-Shirts from Around the Web


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Back In My Day We Had Nine Planets T-Shirt

Back In My Day We Had Nine Planets T-Shirt$19.95

Back In My Day We Had Nine Planets T-Shirt. And that’s the way we liked it!

Springfield Isotopes T-Shirt

Springfield Isotopes T-Shirt$20.00

Springfield Isotopes T-Shirt. Show your love for the greatest AA Baseball team since the New Britain Rock Cats. huh?

Mole People T-Shirt

Mole People T-Shirt$20.00

Mole People T-Shirt. Prove us wrong, geologists. Prove us wrong.

Borophyll T-Shirt

Borophyll T-Shirt$20.00

Borophyll T-Shirt. More like Chlorophyll

This Is Why Im Hot T-Shirt

This Is Why Im Hot T-Shirt$20.00

This Is Why Im Hot T-Shirt. An inconvenient shirt.

Yo Mama T-Shirt

Yo Mama T-Shirt$20.00

Yo Mama T-Shirt. He was the father of modern insults, too.

God’s Volcano Project T-Shirt

God’s Volcano Project T-Shirt$20.00

God’s Volcano Project T-Shirt. He’d enter it in the science fair, if science weren’t an abomination.

Adamantium T-Shirt

Adamantium T-Shirt$20.00

Adamantium T-Shirt. This only passes for an element in Professor X’s chemistry class. huh?

Finders Keepers T-Shirt

Finders Keepers T-Shirt$20.00

Finders Keepers T-Shirt. This is an intergalactic “shotgun” calling.

Vintage Vantage: Science T-Shirt

Vintage Vantage: Science T-Shirt$20.00

Vintage Vantage: Science T-Shirt. If knowledge is so powerful, how come they don’t make atomic bombs out of it?

Recycle Logo T-Shirt

Recycle Logo T-Shirt$15.99

Recycle Logo T-Shirt. Earth Day Special! Retro styled recycled T-shirt on SALE! Only 9.99! This tee is printed with a vintage look on a grass green American Apparel shirt. Made of super soft pre-shrunk 100% ring spun cotton, this tee is an American Apparel 5 ounce tee and features baby jersey knit comfort and side seamed for […]

E MC Hammer T-Shirt

E MC Hammer T-Shirt$14.99

E MC Hammer T-Shirt. E = MC Hammer. This original shirt features our E = MC Hammer logo. Break out the parachute pants, it’s Hammer time!

Chuck Norris Element T-Shirt

Chuck Norris Element T-Shirt$14.99

Chuck Norris Element T-Shirt. Cn = Chuck Norris = Element of Danger. I always knew that Chuck Norris was created in a secret lab. Celebrate the combined power of Chuck and Science with this funny shirt.

The Name Pavlov Rings A Bell T-Shirt

The Name Pavlov Rings A Bell T-Shirt$19.95

The Name Pavlov Rings A Bell T-Shirt. I feel hungry all the sudden.

The Political Mind T-Shirt

The Political Mind T-Shirt$20.00

The Political Mind T-Shirt. After a groundbreaking two-year study, scientists at the Princeton Neuroscience Institute announced today that they have made critical breakthroughs in understanding the political mind. In addition to the four major lobes of a normal brain, researchers found that many politicians have a fifth lobe, comprised of a mysterious “brown matter.”

Darwin Scarface T-Shirt

Darwin Scarface T-Shirt$20.00

Darwin Scarface T-Shirt. Great news, movie lovers! Brian De Palma has been tapped to direct the upcoming Charles Darwin biopic. The film is not a faithful historical account but centers around a more “cinema-friendly” version of the great naturalist. In De Palma’s version, Darwin is a swaggering Cuban refugee who has only three things in […]

Caffeine Is A Helluva Drug T-Shirt

Caffeine Is A Helluva Drug T-Shirt$20.00

Caffeine Is A Helluva Drug T-Shirt. Yeah, Rick, we know. “Cocaine is a helluva drug.” But so is caffeine! And while it may not compel me to slap my good friend across the face, or kick mud all over his suede couch, that morning cup of joe gives me all the buzz I need! Matter […]

You’re A Socialist T-Shirt

You’re A Socialist T-Shirt$20.00

You’re A Socialist T-Shirt. Healthcare reform, eh? Sounds like socialism to me. Economic stimulus? No thanks, Comrade! Financial regulatory reform? Well, sieg heil to you too, mein Fuhrer! While we’re at it, why don’t we all bust out the furry hats, get tanked on Stoli vodka, and do a Cossack dance all over George Washington’s grave? Because that’s where […]

Einstein Graffiti Stencil T-Shirt

Einstein Graffiti Stencil T-Shirt$20.00

Einstein Graffiti Stencil T-Shirt. A ruthless, and oddly scientific, street gang known as the Theoretikul Fizzicizts — or “TF” for short — has been terrorizing inner-city neighborhoods in recent months. TF members can be recognized by the trademark “E=mc2″ gang sign they routinely flash, as well as the distinctive “Relativistic Quantum Theory 4-Life” tattoo that […]

Da Vinci Rock Man T-Shirt

Da Vinci Rock Man T-Shirt$20.00

Da Vinci Rock Man T-Shirt. The discovery of a series of previously unknown drawings by Leonardo da Vinci have revealed that the famed artist/inventor/scientist was even more ahead of his time than anyone realized. “We knew that da Vinci conceived ideas vastly ahead of his own time, including helicopters, tanks, calculators, solar power, and even […]

Necessity Is The Mother T-Shirt

Necessity Is The Mother T-Shirt$22.95

Necessity Is The Mother T-Shirt. This shirt was made out of a toothpick, a rubber band, and some tin foil.

Angular Momentum T-Shirt

Angular Momentum T-Shirt$22.95

Angular Momentum T-Shirt. Yay for physics!

Sedimentary My Dear Watson T-Shirt

Sedimentary My Dear Watson T-Shirt$19.95

Sedimentary My Dear Watson T-Shirt. Watson should have paid more attention in Geology class.

Communists Have No Class T-Shirt

Communists Have No Class T-Shirt$19.95

Communists Have No Class T-Shirt. Their mothers must not have raised them properly, letting them read all that propaganda.

Global Warming Ain’t So Bad T-Shirt

Global Warming Ain’t So Bad T-Shirt$19.95

Global Warming Ain’t So Bad T-Shirt. Until we all get roasted alive that is.

If It Were Easy T-Shirt

If It Were Easy T-Shirt$19.95

If It Were Easy T-Shirt. Rocket scientists love your mom jokes.

It’s Okay Pluto T-Shirt

It’s Okay Pluto T-Shirt$19.95

It’s Okay Pluto T-Shirt. Don’t worry about it Pluto, you’ll always be a planet to me.

DNA Helicase T-Shirt

DNA Helicase T-Shirt$19.95

DNA Helicase T-Shirt. If this line works on someone then you have found yourself a winner.

Are You Positive? T-Shirt

Are You Positive? T-Shirt$19.95

Are You Positive? T-Shirt. If you are wondering when you are going to use some of the stuff you learned in science in the real world, here is your chance.